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March 23, 2007
THIS IS HUGE
This blog has just received a shipment of -- get ready -- 24 Brand Energy Gum. Yes. It is made by the manufacturers of Jolt Brand Energy Gum, and its motto is:
Chew More. Do More.
Here's the package:
This is bound to become hugely popular with individuals who, for one reason or another, need to stay up.
Posted by Dave on March 23, 2007 at 11:47 AM in 24 | Permalink
Comments
He may be pulling an all-nighter
Posted by: mike green | 11:49 AM on March 23, 2007
I am First. But the gum's not gonna be Kosher.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | 11:50 AM on March 23, 2007
How many More, exactly?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 11:53 AM on March 23, 2007
Walter looks ready for action!!
Posted by: Siouxie | 11:55 AM on March 23, 2007
I was first.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | 11:56 AM on March 23, 2007
Well now that was weird...I posted first, my comment appeared as a solo, and now it's gone. Edgar, do you have some sort of nefarious zapping device to eliminate the competition?
Posted by: AFKAT | 11:58 AM on March 23, 2007
It strengthens teeth and gums so you can bite someone's carotid
artery maintain good dental hygiene.
Posted by: Ford79 | 12:00 PM on March 23, 2007
AFKAT - your post disappeared faster than the plotline on '24.'
I, while not FIRST, am certainly the BEST. Neener!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 12:02 PM on March 23, 2007
For a 24 gum, the motto should be "Chew More. Shoot More."
Posted by: Just Ducky | 12:03 PM on March 23, 2007
As the parent of an often-cranky-until-three-in-the-morning baby, all I will say about that is:
I need that. Now.
Posted by: Clean Hands | 12:04 PM on March 23, 2007
"...guarana is taken daily as a health tonic by millions of Brazilians. It is reported to help overcome heat fatigue, detoxify the blood and is useful for flatulence and obesity..."
Perhaps they should be giving this gum to cows...
Posted by: AFKAT | 12:08 PM on March 23, 2007
(from the 2010 fruit gum company....)
yummy yummy yummy , '24's nice and
gummy
keeps you up when there's baddies loose!
it's good enough for
kiefer, can counteract most reefer
though he can't, it's what walter
chews
ooh, it's got ginseng
caffeine ,guarana
and some stuff that looks like
slime
jack don't analyze it
just goes out and buys it
we all know, he
ain't got the time
Posted by: insomniac | 12:08 PM on March 23, 2007
Hey, I'm not the one whose comment magically appeared above an existing comment. Clearly Mike Green is plotting something.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | 12:14 PM on March 23, 2007
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 12:17 PM on March 23, 2007
this is great! i can include this in my new diet book "Thin with a Grin" that was brought about by the brainstorming in the "Yesssssssssssss" post from yesterday (and very early this morning). perfect marketing niche. when i make my first million, i'll owe it all to this blog.
Posted by: wickedwitch | 12:21 PM on March 23, 2007
On the downside, all the comments mysteriously disappeared again. On the plus side, FIRST.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | 12:22 PM on March 23, 2007
Darnnit, they're back.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | 12:23 PM on March 23, 2007
shhh...you are all talking so loud. I am hung over
Posted by: Chaz | 12:23 PM on March 23, 2007
What next? Beer Goggle Bubble Gum? It would go hand in hand with the Jolt.
Posted by: Meditrina | 12:25 PM on March 23, 2007
"...guarana is taken daily as a health tonic by millions of Brazilians. It is reported to help overcome heat fatigue, detoxify the blood and is useful for flatulence and obesity..."
umm.. no thanks, i'm already flatulent and obese.
Posted by: mudstuffin | 12:26 PM on March 23, 2007
your honesty is overwhelming, mud!
Posted by: wickedwitch | 12:27 PM on March 23, 2007
Walter looks fit, tanned, and ready for action. He just needs a box of contractor-grade condoms and a H-K MP7.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | 12:33 PM on March 23, 2007
and a (female) walrus hooha, Hammie ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | 12:36 PM on March 23, 2007
He may be pulling an all-nighter
Posted by: mike green | 11:49 AM on March 23, 2007
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Walter
looks ready for action!!
Posted by: Siouxie | 11:55 AM on March 23, 2007
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So Water is hoping to be pulled all night?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | 12:37 PM on March 23, 2007
DPC - A guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do.
Posted by: Meditrina | 12:40 PM on March 23, 2007
Walter's looking a bit smug today...if that's possible...or maybe I should lay off the chocolate easter eggs.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 12:49 PM on March 23, 2007
you can only chew this on mondays
Posted by: Chaz | 12:51 PM on March 23, 2007
as long as it doesn't make me talk like the wooden dialogue generator.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 12:54 PM on March 23, 2007
And here all this time I've been using Pepsi to keep me going for "24" summaries. doh!
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | 12:57 PM on March 23, 2007
Walter's looking a bit smug today...if that's possible...or maybe I should lay off the chocolate easter eggs.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here
lay off the STOLEN choco eggs
Posted by: Chaz | 01:00 PM on March 23, 2007
Hey, they have a Jolt Gum 24 website too!
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | 01:01 PM on March 23, 2007
quick dave, give us the codes so we can win a trip
I am pretty suure YOU wouldnt be eligible since you got it as a promo
Posted by: Chaz | 01:28 PM on March 23, 2007
Looks like Walter has a stick. Of gum, I mean.
Posted by: Beppie | 01:29 PM on March 23, 2007
Apropos of nothing whatsoever: I'm on hold with the local Chevy dealership. They've just offered me the total Hummer experience. Now that's service!
Posted by: Hammond Rye | 01:36 PM on March 23, 2007
Hammond - it's not service yet - remember, she's got you on 'hold.' What a tease.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 01:56 PM on March 23, 2007
Hammie's Hummer on Hold reminds me of this:
The birth of the Hummer
Posted by: Siouxie | 02:11 PM on March 23, 2007
That's Walter?? The dark glasses threw me.
Posted by: Jazzzz | 02:12 PM on March 23, 2007
Walter's gonna be needin' come extra-large condoms, cuz he is looking ready to rumble tonight! Sweet. Oh, and don't forget the lube.
I want me somma that gum!
Posted by: Suzy Q | 02:14 PM on March 23, 2007
WARNING: CONTAINS HYOCINE-PENTOTHAL
Posted by: Aaronak | 03:42 PM on March 23, 2007
Dark glasses? Ooops! You are correct. I thought that was a bow tie. Walter getting ready for a night on the town.
Posted by: Jessica R. | 05:26 PM on March 23, 2007
The writers should chew three pieces at a time to stop the plot from flatlining.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | 07:45 PM on March 23, 2007
Funny...I actually saw this in a gas station 2 months ago, and bought it just for the wrapper.
Posted by: MJ | 09:45 PM on March 23, 2007
Aren't you afraid it will keep Walter up all night?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | 11:20 AM on March 24, 2007
I'm a huge 24 fan. I really like your site.
Posted by: Maxwell Smith | 02:26 PM on March 24, 2007
If only the show was a video game where whenever the plot slows or when Aaron and Martha get gooey, we could speed up the storyline by getting all the characters to chew some Jolt gum.
Posted by: Stevie | 11:41 AM on March 26, 2007
Put some 24 gum in Logan's iv drip - that'll keep him from flatlining!
Posted by: Choeing | 11:43 AM on March 26, 2007
What the... dude, is that an Oosik?!
Posted by: AkRonin | 07:53 PM on March 27, 2007
